Friday, June 4, 2010
Pet Peeve
Pet peeve:
Young adults aged 18-30 who go on week-long coke binges and then come into the ER complaining of chest pain.
So annoying.
FYI. Cocaine causes the blood vessels in the body to constrict. This can decrease blood flow to the heart, causing chest pain. Which in some cases can cause heart attacks, etc. AKA cocaine isn't that great for you; who knew?
Next time before you snort that line, I recommend you rethink your life choices before going on a bender,and opt for say one evening of coke induced fun, instead of a whole week. Which will save you money, and ER staff the hassle of dealing with you.
And, PS: Stop crying, you brought this upon yourself.
(Can you tell I had a lot of those come in last night?)
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