Mushrooms

Public Service Announcement:

Although mushroom season is here, please resist the urge to go into you backyard and pick a bunch of the little guys to fry up in a dash of olive oil and eat. Then later, when you end up feeling violently ill, do not try and cure your ills by concocting and self administering a dish soap enema.

That is just adding insult to injury, and needless to say you will end up here drinking charcoal, an experience probably equal to dish soap up your rear end.
FYI.