Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Bitches be Crazy





Lesson of the day; listen up boys this one is for you:

Be careful of the females you choose to keep company with. They may be holding secret grudges against other ladies and then when they come across them at a park one evening decide to get their brawl on. Then you laddie boy, may get caught in the middle, catch a left hook to the ribs, and get bear sprayed left eye. Let me tell you when you're no Johnny Depp to start with, it is not a pretty picture people are left starting at. You end up looking a tad more Popeye then Captain Jack. Safety first, okay?

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